8) They're all vegetarians

All these young scallywags are a vegetarians. In my day if you didn't eat your vegetables you would beaten black and blue , and probably starve to death. But not all these youngers (as they like to be called) just think it's hip and groovy no be a vegetarian. Youngsters you have big problems! All you vegetation going round eating your chicken and pork , why don't you go round eating carrots and lettuce?

It's not cool not to eat your vegetables! Just eat them! Or you'll be meeting my big friends DES and TROY!

EAT THEM VEGETABLES!