Brenda (god rest her soul) next door put a pie out on the windowsill the other month to cool down , next thing she knew it was gone! The police told us that it was taken by the wind, but we know they had it.
So we put another pie on the window seal and stayed up past 7 o'clock to see whether they stole it. They didn't take it. But when we woke up it was gone. The only evidence was pie on Brenda's face! They must have taken the pie and then force feed it to Brenda there's no other explanation!
It's not like she was eating the pies and told me they were stolen just to be close to me! I'm not angry with who ever took the pies but I will give who ever took the pies a knuckle sandwich!
So we put another pie on the window seal and stayed up past 7 o'clock to see whether they stole it. They didn't take it. But when we woke up it was gone. The only evidence was pie on Brenda's face! They must have taken the pie and then force feed it to Brenda there's no other explanation!
It's not like she was eating the pies and told me they were stolen just to be close to me! I'm not angry with who ever took the pies but I will give who ever took the pies a knuckle sandwich!
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