9) They're all underage and pregnant

All theses teenagers going out to the disco techs and getting pregnant. In my day it was different, we didn't have sexual intercourse until we were at least 12. No one would have and no one would have a kid until they were at least in secondary school!

I Saw this documentary about this 12 year old boy who was obsessed with sex. It was absolutely horrible to watch. The filth they have on children's television today is dreadful!

Thinking about it ,it might have been socks he was obsessed with. But still there is some filth out there.  

8) They're all vegetarians

All these young scallywags are a vegetarians. In my day if you didn't eat your vegetables you would beaten black and blue , and probably starve to death. But not all these youngers (as they like to be called) just think it's hip and groovy no be a vegetarian. Youngsters you have big problems! All you vegetation going round eating your chicken and pork , why don't you go round eating carrots and lettuce?

It's not cool not to eat your vegetables! Just eat them! Or you'll be meeting my big friends DES and TROY!

EAT THEM VEGETABLES!

7) They're all theifs

Brenda (god rest her soul) next door put a pie out on the windowsill the other month to cool down , next thing she knew it was gone! The police told us that it was taken by the wind, but we know they had it.

So we put another pie on the window seal and stayed up past 7 o'clock to see whether they stole it. They didn't take it. But when we woke up it was gone. The only evidence was pie on Brenda's face! They must have taken the pie and then force feed it to Brenda there's no other explanation!

It's not like she was eating the pies and told me they were stolen just to be close to me! I'm not angry with who ever took the pies but I will give who ever took the pies a knuckle sandwich!

6) They are all doing drugs!

All the young scallywags of today are doing doing "the grass" and it's disgusting. In my day if you only did "the grass" you would be called a quire but now a days it's the worse than killing a chap. In my day people went to the doctors when they were ill and they would give you 60 grams of cocaine and you wouldn't come back. Not because it worked often people would die but at least they went out in style.

They should legalise "the grass" , there's nothing wrong with it! They don't do anything about parks being full of it but when someone mentions smokes some it's the major crime. Grow up world! And kids if you're going to do drugs don't be quires doing "the grass" at least do something good like that white stuff sugar or at least that's what my grandson tell me!

5) They gave me Cancer

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4) They are "alcoholics"!

You guys are drinking my ale! All these young scallywags I see on street corners, thinking they are fine and dandy as are able to drink one can of beer then are drunk. Then they all come up to me to tell me I am old, you cunts I'm not old! I am in my prime of my life!

All you lot think they are heavy weight drinkers and turning into alcoholics! I will change any teenager out there to a drinkathon. If you can not handle your brew don't drink! Leaves me and Jesus.

Anyway I'm off to see what goodies have been left in my pants. Bonjour!

3) They're too clever

In my day people had to work to be smart but theses days everyone one seem to be clever. They all seem to know how to use this mybook and twatter and no one teachers me how this shit works. Even my grandson wont teach me how to use this this 4chan it seem good from what Brenda told me about it (god reset her soul). But he reckons I would be shocked by stuff. I told him once you've been through 3 world wars nothing can shock you but he wouldn't let me go on it!

It's witch craft thats what it is! No other explanation!