16) They're never happy!

The young scallywags of today are never happy with what they have! In my day you we're happy if you got a bigger lump of coal than your friends at christmas, and we were content playing with our string and rocks but no these youngings. They aren't happy if they don't get a wee or a iPear for christmas!

You guys need to realise you are going to die alone so it doesn't matter you guy kids!

15) They are Black

All these young fellows you see them hanging round on street corners. Talking about "pooping a caption in a whores arse". This Black sense of humour has to stop! It is not jolly in the slightest!

If you don't I'll get Brenda next door on you! Oh that's right she's dead. Betwixt all the young ones in this world you killed her!

 R.I.P love you see you soon!

14) All Young, Dumb and Living off mum

All these young ones think they can't help the fake they are young! I say bollocks to that! If you had of been born earlier there would be no problem! You can't blame your birth date on your parents in the slightest!

and when it comes to be dumb why don't you just go into school once a year you then all wouldn't be a thick as 2 breeze blocks! Back in my day we used to go in at least once if not twice a year.

You lot need to get your self a job! In my day as soon as you dropped out of your mothers crevasse we would get to work down the coal mine! About time you lot do too! Don't give me that shit you're only 5 son you don't shit your self as much as me , so you need a get a job!

13) They created the recession

My grandson said that the recession is when people don't want talk to old people. He's so clever! But he did leave me. So I guess that he causes the recession!

All young ones are the same! Old Terry's granddaughter hasn't spoken to him in year! She is dead but that's not the point. The point is he would like to know she cares!

It's about time young ones gave us the respect we deserve and then there wouldn't be a recession!

12) They're all selling weeds

I was strolling along the other day and a rather odd looking chap said , "want some weed". Apart from his bad grammar, I thought it was a bit that he was trying to sell me some weeds ,when I have plenty in my garden.

He told me how much he sells the weeds for , so I asked him for his weeds. I the precoded to start selling some of this chaps weeds. I made £500 in 5 seconds. Then I asked a policeman whether he wanted some. He didn't! Not sure why but he arrested me.

The youths led me astray apparently (according to the policeman)! Bad youngings !

Next time I saw the chap I got Bill to beat him 2 sheets to the wind! HAHAHAHAH

8) They're all vegetarians

All these young scallywags are a vegetarians. In my day if you didn't eat your vegetables you would beaten black and blue , and probably starve to death. But not all these youngers (as they like to be called) just think it's hip and groovy no be a vegetarian. Youngsters you have big problems! All you vegetation going round eating your chicken and pork , why don't you go round eating carrots and lettuce?

It's not cool not to eat your vegetables! Just eat them! Or you'll be meeting my big friends DES and TROY!

EAT THEM VEGETABLES!