Hello people of the world wide web my name is Daniel Nicholas , I'm 79 years old and live in Cambridge. My grandson was teaching me how to use a personal computer, he has one of those fruit computers. But now he has left home and is travelling the world. The bastard has left me on my own! He didn't even fucking leave me any ready meals! He's such a disappointment!
So to pass my time I'm going to let the world wide web everything that is wrong with the youths of today. In my day we had a hard life, not like the fucking lazy shits of the world these days who wouldn't know what a hards work was if it bit them on the knockers.
I'm going to go urinate in my catheter and go to sleep , lets hope I wake up! Wait can someone tell me how to turn this computer off?
So to pass my time I'm going to let the world wide web everything that is wrong with the youths of today. In my day we had a hard life, not like the fucking lazy shits of the world these days who wouldn't know what a hards work was if it bit them on the knockers.
I'm going to go urinate in my catheter and go to sleep , lets hope I wake up! Wait can someone tell me how to turn this computer off?
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