16) They're never happy!

The young scallywags of today are never happy with what they have! In my day you we're happy if you got a bigger lump of coal than your friends at christmas, and we were content playing with our string and rocks but no these youngings. They aren't happy if they don't get a wee or a iPear for christmas!

You guys need to realise you are going to die alone so it doesn't matter you guy kids!

15) They are Black

All these young fellows you see them hanging round on street corners. Talking about "pooping a caption in a whores arse". This Black sense of humour has to stop! It is not jolly in the slightest!

If you don't I'll get Brenda next door on you! Oh that's right she's dead. Betwixt all the young ones in this world you killed her!

 R.I.P love you see you soon!